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An ex-girlfriend from my past told me to see things from a girls point of view, so I looked out the kitchen window...
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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives a women wild? No... it's a $100 bill.
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A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China. He's out there now...trying to win a trip back!
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A lot of the jokes had some build-up to some nasty stuff. But most of it was all character situations leading to what the ultimate payoff would be for that character.
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In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around.
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Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
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Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy.
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy.
Woody Alle
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I am all for jokes, I am all for laughter.
Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
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I'm not saying she's fat. I'm just saying if I had to name 5 of the fattest people I know.... She'd be three of them.
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Love is one of those jokes you have to be there to get.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
Mark Russell
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If a woman is funny, that will leave an impression and stay on my brain. A girl should do something, anything, to make me laugh. I like dark, intellectual wit. But no jokes about bodily functions. Thats not a turn-on for me.
Ryan Phillippe
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A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn't expect to go.
Max Eastman
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I said to the wife, Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in this road except one. And she said, I'll bet it's that stuck up Phyllis at number 23.
Max Kauffmann
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In whatever way I may have insulted You in jokes; while playing, reposing in bed, sitting, or at meals; when alone, or in front of others; O Krishna, I implore You for forgiveness.
Bhagavad Gita
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You know what? I never really factor Hollywood into anything. Im a black actor, so I cant really control what Hollywood thinks. I gotta go do my thing, and my jokes have got to be funny. Whatever I do has got to be great.
Jamie Foxx
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Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up!
Tufail Mehraj
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Relationships are a lot more like algebra. For instance. Have you ever loked at your X and wonderd Y?.
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Women are like fish... neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.
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