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Today is International Sword Swallowers Day. Im sure there are lots of jokes there, but figured the legit carnies deserve a shout out.
Neil Patrick Harris
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Dear math, grow up and solve your own stupid problems I'm sick and tired of doing it for you!
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I recently did the David Letterman Show about my book. He was very serious and made no jokes and it caught me off guard a little bit. He was much more serious than some of the joke shows that journalists get on.
Bob Woodward
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The thing about all good horror movies is that the fans expect a couple of inside jokes. Maybe I'm supposed to be saying how terrified I was while making it, but it was really fun.
Margot Kidder
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What is the best s..ual position to create a gorgeous, charming absolutely attractive and cute baby?.... Ask my parents!
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An awful lot of fantasy, and even some great fantasy, falls into the mistake of assuming that a good man will be a good king, that all that is necessary is to be a decent human being and when you're king everything will go swimmingly.
George RR Martin
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I love the idea that we put in jokes the kids don't get. And that later, when they grow up and read a few books and go to college and watch the show again, they can get it on a completely different level.
Matt Groening
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I had plenty of pi.ples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Im afraid of three things: Women, snakes, and the police. They all have the ability to hurt me and make it look like it was my fault.
Nikhil Saluja
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A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.
Ronnie Corbett
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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When I make a book, I make it for the child and not for the parent - no jokes in it for the parents!
Dick Bruna
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Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors.
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Yo momma's so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on the scale.
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Your momma is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
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What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club? Alone.
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Your momma is so fat, I take her panties and I use them as the main sail of my yacht.
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Yo mamas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs.
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Your mama's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out!
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What did the Ocean say to the other Ocean?...Nothing they just Waved...Did you Sea what I did there?...I'm Shore you did!
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