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Dirty Jokes Womenokes Women Quotes & Sayings
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s.. is a sensation caused by temptation, when a man puts his location in a woman's destination, did you understand the explanation or would you like a demonstration?
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Magazines, wet dreams, dirty women on machines.
ACDC
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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I don't like the way the Bible views women, this thing about the Virgin Mary conceiving a child without having s.., so if you conceive a child by having s.., there's a subliminal message that there's something dirty about it. And this is what makes us divine. I mean, the possibility of creating another life should remind women that we are creators, that we are made like God in our ability. There is nothing greater than to create another human being.
Salma Hayek
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I don't like the way the Bible views women, this thing about the Virgin Mary conceiving a child without having s.., so if you conceive a child by having s.., there's a subliminal message that there's something dirty about it. And this is what makes us divine. I mean, the possibility of creating another life should remind women that we are creators, that we are made like God in our ability. There is nothing greater than to create another human being.
Salma Hayek
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Dirty everythang. You can't be half a.. dirty you gotta be all the way, ya feel me?
Lil B
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Dirty wont be having it in this house. Cause bi... I'll cripple your style.
Old Dirty Bastard
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I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.
David Boreanaz
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The human soul is like a whiteboard. You never know how dirty it can get (living in this world) until someone's love makes a clean spot. Anyone can clean a dirty board, but only the Son of God can clean a dirty soul.
Richard Stidham
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I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
Patrick Dennis
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I lay her down and kiss her neck and talk dir.. to her. Like I get that pus.. wetter than a dirty sewer.
Lil Wayne
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Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and s.. was dirty.
George Burns
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Im a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked.
Tori Amos
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Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
Hussein Nishah
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Most men I know rely on women to do all the literal dirty work. Anything involving poop, vomit, or blood...always handled by women. Men don't understand basic bodily functions. They don't want to be bothered with it. But we bleed every month and we take care of babies, so we don't have any issues. I also end up killing all the bugs in my house. It's one of my favorite things to do: hunt spiders.
Elizabeth Banks
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The ideal women does exist, but she is always married to another man.
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Condoms are like women...most of the time they're pretty annoying, but you need them to get laid.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten your brakes, but youll have to stay in the garage all night.
Groucho Marx
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