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Divorce Sarcastic Quotes & Sayings
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I honestly don't know where people get this stuff. I have a husband who's a great cook, a rock star, and he doesn't mind if I come home at 10 pm. What idiot would divorce that? As for the rumors, it's a small price to pay for such a great life.
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The laws that Charondas gave to Catana,... A man might divorce his wife, or a wife her husband, said Charondas, but then he or she must not marry anyone younger than the divorced mate.
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The idea of wearing a white dress is very romantic, but the real point of marriage is a contract and that is not romantic to me. I also didnt want to be under constant pressure to name a day. Then, after the marriage, the only thing people want to know is when the divorce will be.
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I know in my own marriage I stayed in it to provide my son with what I thought was a stable background and to give him what I thought was the family life a child should have with two parents. But that isn't always the best way, and it took me taking my son to therapy after the divorce to really see it.
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