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May this Christmas find you surrounded by those you love and those who love you.
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A little smile, a word of cheer, A bit of love from someone near, A little gift from one held dear, Best wishes for the coming yearThese make a Merry Christmas!
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Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!
Hamilton Wright Mabie
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Consular offices make no attempt to determine whether the person obtaining the card is legally in the United States. In fact, the only people who need these cards are illegal immigrants, criminals and terrorists. Consular cards also are easily forged.
Elton Gallegly
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The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
Joan Rivers
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All people seem to know is "Ace of Spades." It's backfired at me ever since 'cause the ace of spades is a bad-luck sign -- so naturally I've always felt an affinity with it. Damn the dark card! For two years I've sung "eight of spades," and nobody noticed. Not even the rest of the band.
Motorhead
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All black at the white shows. White sho.. at the black shows. Green card for the Cuban linx. Y'all sit back and enjoy the light show.
Jay Z
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Yeah, racist people look at me like I'm a martian, Check the card, yeah my money lookin dark skinned, Tell the bank teller the black President just walked in, Pac-Man with the grands, I'm, I'm starvin, Fresh to death feelin like I'm in a coffin, Take it with me, I'll get buried in my vault then.
Chamillionaire
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All black at the white shows, white sho.. at the black shows. Green card for the cuban links, yall sit back and enjoy the light show.
Jay Z
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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Victory is the most important aspect in Iraq, because victory in Iraq will help us have victory in the War on Terror.
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Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don't find these weapons of mass destruction. It's enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again.
Dennis Miller
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple
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I'm really free-spirited about love and s..uality, which I think is apparent in my music and even the visuals, which are all very androgynous. But the minute you say something about who you are, people think you're just playing the 'edgy card' and that's not what I want people to think of me as. I want them to think fashion, pop culture, avant-garde, fearless - the girl who brought the straight boys into the gay club.
Lady Gaga
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Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?"
Arlo Guthrie
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We pray youll know Gods love more abundant in your life and know how much youre valued as a Mother and a wife. We want so much for you to know, we've appreciated you and pray youll have a wonderful day in all that you may do.
M S Lowndes
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Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it werent for Christmas, Wed all be Jewish.
Benny Hill
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Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls.
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin
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