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Drinking And Driving Quotes & Sayings
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Driving through life is simple: Pick a lane and stay in it, don't cut people off and carry a lot of insurance.
Unknown
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.
Tommy Cooper
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So the first thing that I thought about was, 'How is this car going to handle?' But then after I'd been driving with it and practicing with it and I accomplished that, then I just kind of sat back.
Sean William Scott
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I am endlessly busy, bringing up five young kids, and trying to keep up with the three older ones. I still spend most of my life driving car pools.
Danielle Steel
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
George Burns
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I think car horns should sound like gun shots....I bet you'll move then.
Unknown
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China traditionally has been a tea-drinking country but we turned them into coffee drinkers.
Howard Schultz
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I'm a Method actor. I spent years training for the drinking and carousing I had to do in this film.
George Clooney
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I have a kid and I don't like parties and I did all my drinking and drug use very early on when I was in Virginia Beach.
Mark Ruffalo
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I'm a Method actor. I spent years training for the drinking and carousing I had to do in this film.
George Clooney
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Sorry you're having trouble determining if your nausea and vomiting are from the flu or your horrible drinking problem.
Unknown
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My friends are getting married. I'm getting drunk. I think we know who the real winner is.
Unknown
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If you dont drink, then all of your stories suck and end with, And then I got home...
Jim Jefferies
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A man cannot make him laugh; but that's no marvel; he drinks no wine
William Shakespeare
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And now I'm right back where I started. Sober and miserable.
Alyson Noel
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Meeting Franklin Roosevelt was like opening your first bottle of champagne; knowing him was like drinking it.
Winston Churchill
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love at all seasons, madam: that is all there is to distinguish us from other animals.
Pierre Beaumarchais
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Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love at any time, madam, is all that distinguishes us from the other animals.
Pierre De Beaumarchais
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