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Drinking Beer Doesnt Make You Fat It Quotes & Sayings
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There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
Ron White
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Fat Tuesday? I feel fat every day of the week...Today is nothing special.
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If I have a near-beer, Im near beer. And if Im near beer, Im close to tequila. And if Im close to tequila, Im adjacent to cocaine.
Craig Ferguson
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I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
Homer Simpson
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Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
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mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.
Homer Simpson
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I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.
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The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
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God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
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Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].
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Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
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Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
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You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine. Beer is great for basting or marinating meat and fish.
Grant Wood
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She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer than the look in her eyes.
John Hiatt
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She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer than the look in her eyes.
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A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.
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Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat... that when he went to school he sat next to everybody! And still...he still not as fat as your fat mama!
Sherman Hemsley
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Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat... that when he went to school he sat next to everybody! And still...he still not as fat as your fat mama!
George Jefferson
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa
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You can never buy beer, you just rent it.
Archie Bunker
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