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Driving Drunk Funny Quotes & Sayings
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
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Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.
Unknown
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I'm involved with Recording Artists and Actors Against Drunk Driving. I'm also involved with most children's causes, because children can't help the environment they're in.
Judd Nelson
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Some people are really going all out for Halloween. The guy driving behind me even got sirens & flashing lights to go with his cop costume.
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I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We were at Athens or Spain Madrid! I was drunk cuz there were free booze, the Red Bull thing. It just came out.
Oliver Sykes
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An alcoholic is someone you dont like who drinks as much as you do.
Unknown
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I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
Unknown
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I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
George Gobel
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I saw the bus lying right on him. I saw his legs sticking out. I freaked. The bus driver, I recall, was trying to yank the blanket out from under him to use for other people. I just went, Dont fu..ing do that! I already wanted to kill the guy. I dont know if he was drunk or if he hit some ice. All I knew was, he was driving and Cliff wasnt alive anymore.
James Hetfield
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3 men were drunk,they stopped a taxi.The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them, 'we ve arrived'.The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him.The taxi driver was stunned coz he was hoping that none of them must ve realized that the car didn't move an inch.So he asked,what was that for? Control ur speed next time,u almost killed us.
Unknown
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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Unknown
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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholics best friend !!!!
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I get yelled at all the time for texting and driving but apparently facebook-ing and driving is ok.
Unknown
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So much of my life is spent just focused on driving race cars.
Jeff Gordon
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Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac
George Carlin
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Yes officer, I did see the 'Speed limit' sign...I just didn't see you.
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They should make eating and driving illegal too. That's just as dangerous as texting and driving!
Unknown
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Mom texts you a question while you are driving. Gets mad at you for texting and driving.
Unknown
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Texting and driving is extremely dangerous. Tweeting and driving is even worse.
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I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
Stephen Wright
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