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Driving Drunk Smart Decision Quotes & Sayings
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Never text while driving. I'm pretty sure what you have to tell someone is not more important than your life.
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Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.
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Teacher: WHY AM I HEARING TALKING!? Because you have ears, duh!
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The driver is safer when the roads are dry; the roads are safer when the driver is dry.
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Cashier: Are you buying these? Me: No, I'm going to steal them, I just wanted to show you first.
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Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be wise than to be smart.
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Book smart and street smart. The best of both worlds.
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When I'm driving, I hate pedestrians. When I'm a pedestrian, I hate drivers...
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My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood.
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Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts.
Tommy Lasorda
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This Weekend's Forecast: Drunk with a good chance of making an a.. out of myself.
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The sot Loserus is drunk twice a day, Bibinus only once; now of these say, Which may a man the greatest drunkard call? Bibinus for he's drunk once for all
John Still
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I've spent the better part of the work day being drunk/hungover and I'm pretty sure I'm not fooling anyone with last night's makeup on.
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My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look s..y...so I came back drunk.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
Adam Carolla
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
Adam Carolla
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Too young for marriage, too old for games and too smart for players.
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A woman who gives up isnt weak, shes smart. See she knows her self worth & if you dont value her, shell move on.
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Ladies, there's nothing attractive about a woman being sloppy drunk...stop bragging about it like it's an accomplishment.
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