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Drunk And Drinking Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Drunk And Drinking" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George Burns
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Yo' bi... chose to roam in the Spitta zone, now you drunk watching E.T. wishing she phone home.
Currensy
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YOU EVER BEEN SO DRUNK AND THOUGHT YOU WERE IN A GIRLS BATHROOM TO PISS AND WENT HER CLOSET AND PISSED ON HER Sho..!! 2 Nov
Mike Epps
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Life on the road can get a little one-dimensional. I didn't want to reach 40 and have to say all I'd done was look out the window of a tour bus and get drunk.
Bruce Dickinson
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The chosen one, from the land of the frozen sun where drunk nights get remembered more than sober ones.
Talib Kweli
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Let me apologize right now for all of the drunk tweets & pictures that will be posted tonight. Dont hate me. Bye.
Unknown
11 Likes
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This Saturday has been sponsored by Tylenol and Jack Daniels.
Unknown
125 Likes
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Yo' bi... chose to roam in the Spitta zone, now you drunk watching E.T. wishing she phone home.
Curren$y
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Ernest Hemingway
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Sure, sometimes you just want to have a scene where you're drunk or having fun. I'm hoping for a fall from grace for Nate. Five years from now, I better have murdered someone!
Chace Crawford
1 Likes
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Ever since the Greeks, we have been drunk with language! We have made a cage with words and shoved our God inside!
Morris West
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'My country, right or wrong' is a thing no patriot would ever think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying 'My mother, drunk or sober.'
Gilbert K Chesterton
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It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.
Unknown
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You get sloppy drunk, I stay whiskey neat, my clique should be cancelled, freaks and geeks.
Childish Gambino
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After the crash happened, I was so humiliated and embarrassed. I thought of Mothers Against Drunk Drivers, that they must hate me.
Tracey Gold
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If you dont drink, then all of your stories suck and end with, And then I got home...
Jim Jefferies
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We're drinking my friend, To the end of a brief episode, Make it one for my baby, And one more for the road
Johnny Mercer
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Sorry you're having trouble determining if your nausea and vomiting are from the flu or your horrible drinking problem.
Unknown
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I've been drinking all night and I feel like performing with you in the bedroom. Flooring to the dresser, don't want nothing less cause I'm sure you're the best.
Wiz Khalifa
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A man cannot make him laugh; but that's no marvel; he drinks no wine
William Shakespeare
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