TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Drunk Clever Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Drunk Clever" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Being Drunk
Clever Facebook Status
Clever Facebook Statuses
Clever Life
Being Drunk
Drinking
Honesty
Words
Truth
Funny Facebook Status
Witty Facebook Status
The Present
Tomorrow
Life
Success
Influential
Cleverness
Irony
Weekend
Show more
Best Friend
Drinking
Confession
Funny
Police
Drunk
Facebook Status
Accidents
Regrets
Driving
Alcohol
Party
New Years Love
Marriage
Happy Friday
Embarrassment
Work
Funny Facebook Status
Girlfriend
Humor
Bragging
Funny
Writing
Writers
Being
Logic
Ugliness
Wise
Wisdom
QUOTES
An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Unknown
15 Likes
Funny quotes
Irish quotes
Sponsored Links
This Saturday has been sponsored by Tylenol and Jack Daniels.
Unknown
125 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Weekend quotes
Being Drunk quotes
The intense perfumes of the wild herbs as we trod them underfoot made us feel almost drunk.
Jacqueline Du Pre
3 Likes
After the crash happened, I was so humiliated and embarrassed. I thought of Mothers Against Drunk Drivers, that they must hate me.
Tracey Gold
1 Likes
When looking something up on Google, if its not on the first page of search results then it doesn't exist and my journey ends there.
Unknown
630 Likes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Sponsored Links
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Unknown
505 Likes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
I look at the stars and I see you. I look at the moon and I see you. I look at the trees and I see you. Please step aside, you are blocking my view!
Unknown
144 Likes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Vision quotes
Humor quotes
That moment when you walk past a cop, even if you haven't done anything, and you're all.. "DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID & BE COOL."
Unknown
559 Likes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
So I saw a butterfly with no wings today. I poured some Red Bull and BAM! ...It drowned.
Unknown
421 Likes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Against the beautiful and the clever and the successful, one can wage a pitiless war, but not against the unattractive: then the millstone weighs on the breast.
Graham Greene
2 Likes
Sponsored Links
All other things being equal,its easier to be offensive by making a comparison wch is untrue,than to be clever by using elements of truth.
Unknown
7 Likes
I loved Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. I thought the subject matter was incredibly clever.
Giuliana Rancic
1 Likes
Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties.
Emil Nolde
2 Likes
Wisdom quotes
Former social media user who got sick of it all when I was banned at Digg in 2007. Now Im back.
Unknown
54 Likes
Clever Twitter Bios quotes
To succeed in the world, it is much more necessary to possess the penetration to discern who is a fool, than to discover who is a clever man.
Charles Maurice De Talleyrand
0 Likes
Sponsored Links
Im really a giant cupcake. Afraid of roller coasters and dry ice.
Unknown
17 Likes
Clever quotes
Creative quotes
Twitter Bios quotes
Just a reminder that mammogramming your boobs is more important than Instagramming them.
Unknown
211 Likes
Breast Cancer Support quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
If you listen closely you can hear the gas pump tell your kid's college fund to go f*ck itself.
Unknown
218 Likes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Unfortunately, a lot of people are stupid. They take drugs. They get drunk and do all the wrong things in life. I just played it straight.
Bobby Vinton
4 Likes
I think the little kid next to me that got middle seat must be getting drunk from my Jack Daniels breath. And I stole his cheese nips.
Jake Owen
9 Likes
1
...
20
21
22
23
24
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 22
Actions Speak Louder Than Words
Being Free
Brother And Sister
Camping
Deceased Mothers Day
Family Love
Fed Up
Feeling Lonely
Funny Facebook Status
God
I Miss You
Industrial Pollution
Love
Over It
Past
Pushing People Away
Romance
Self-worth
Troubled Relationship
Work
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™