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Drunk Clever Quotes & Sayings
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It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.
Unknown
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'My country, right or wrong' is a thing no patriot would ever think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying 'My mother, drunk or sober.'
Gilbert K Chesterton
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That's why we fu.. up all the paper we see. We hit the clubs, fu..in ladies for free. Getting drunk, off and hazin' the V.
Jim Jones
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Life on the road can get a little one-dimensional. I didn't want to reach 40 and have to say all I'd done was look out the window of a tour bus and get drunk.
Bruce Dickinson
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Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after.
Joyce Brothers
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Yo' bi... chose to roam in the Spitta zone, now you drunk watching E.T. wishing she phone home.
Currensy
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Ebay is probably the most dangerous place to hang around after a night of drinking.
Unknown
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Eating Taco Bell is like sleeping with your ex. I feel horrible afterwards and I'm always drunk when I do it.
Unknown
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Yo' bi... chose to roam in the Spitta zone, now you drunk watching E.T. wishing she phone home.
Curren$y
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You get sloppy drunk, I stay whiskey neat, my clique should be cancelled, freaks and geeks.
Childish Gambino
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Me, I'd prefer to have a good reputation rather than getting press for being scandalous, getting drunk in public, staying out late and so on.
Sophia Bush
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The chosen one, from the land of the frozen sun where drunk nights get remembered more than sober ones.
Talib Kweli
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Ernest Hemingway
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George Burns
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Ever since the Greeks, we have been drunk with language! We have made a cage with words and shoved our God inside!
Morris West
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It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.
Gertrude Stein
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When we started I wasn't the singer. I was the drunk rhythm guitarist who wrote all these weird songs.
Robert Smith
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Let me apologize right now for all of the drunk tweets & pictures that will be posted tonight. Dont hate me. Bye.
Unknown
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You're a go go dancer and don't understand why you have such a bad marriage...maybe your husband doesn't like you dancing on drunk men?
Unknown
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Ernest Hemingway
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