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Drunk Clever Quotes & Sayings
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Complaining about wanting a relationship just makes you look more desprate then you are.
Syoung
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One always has the idea of a stupid man as perfectly healthy and ordinary, and of illness as making one refined and clever and unusual.
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Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
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Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong".
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I decided to cancel my Twitter account. I dont want to sound paranoid, but Im pretty sure people are following me.
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Call me Spider-man because I'm in love with Mary Jane.
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One has the idea of a stupid man as perfectly healthy and ordinary, and of illness as making one refined and clever and unusual.
Thomas Mann
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Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.
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Actions speak louder than words...silence speaks volumes...and just being busy with life...well, that's just a clever exit strategy.
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Take male strategies for success in the world. If you've got all the advantages, if you're attractive and clever and all of that, you will generally go for very high quality females.
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Ever looked back at your ex and asked yourself was I drunk the entire relationship?
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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How much for that bottle, put it on my tab. Hop out like a model all them foreign tags. Get so drunk and high, I'll have to call a cab.
Wiz Khalifa
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Sundays are a good day of reflection, allowing me to realize I didn't actually fall in love 42 times this weekend, I was just drunk.
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I began imagining scenes in public which some drunk would come up to me and slap me in the face. Nothing like that ever happened, but I often wonder if I would have turned the other cheek.
Max Von Sydow
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Why did I allow myself to be bored ever in the past and to compensate for it got high or drunk or rages or all the tricks people have because they want anything but serene understanding of just what there is, which is after all so much.
Jack Kerouac
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A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it.
Lyndon B Johnson
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I have a really good time some nights, but then I push it over the edge and ruin my boyfriend's night. I'm an ugly d..khead drunk, I really am.
Amy Winehouse
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Through everything I've gone through- and I've been everywhere, at the top of the world, in jail, hung over drunk - I never gave up my dream of winning a gold medal in the Olympics.
Dan O'Brien
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