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Drunk Stoned Quotes & Sayings
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
Adam Carolla
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Ladies, there's nothing attractive about a woman being sloppy drunk...stop bragging about it like it's an accomplishment.
Unknown
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I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21.
Fiona Apple
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Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.
Robin Williams
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
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Writing is a job. A drunk writer is about as useful as a drunk surgeon. You can spend the rest of the day swimming in booze, but the hours you write should be sober and with purpose.
Steve Gilliard
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Drunk Logic: 'She's only ugly in the face.'
Unknown
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Drunk drivers are somewhat better them people texting while driving cause at least the drunk drivers are trying to look at the road.
Unknown
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A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.
Demetri Martin
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Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No.
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
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I've been Rolling Stoned and Beatled 'til I'm blind.
Simon And Garfunkel
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To win you, I'd stand naked, stoned, and stabbed. I'd call that a bargain, the best I ever had.
The Who
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Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.
Robert Fulton
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College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.
Unknown
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I look at it like, I'm just a character actor. If I get cast as the stoned sidekick, fine. But I just want to act.
Steve Zahn
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Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.
Fulton J Sheen
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Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.
Fulton J Sheen
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Hung ova, stoned sober my last guy crashed and burned so game over.
Twiztid
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
P J O'Rourke
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
P J O'Rourke
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