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Drunk Story Quotes & Sayings
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High as fu.., sloppy drunk when I'm passin' through. Rollin' doobies up, yo ho who we pass 'em to.
Wiz Khalifa
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I feel like if we could weaponize drunk bro-dudes we could defeat ISIS in one spring break.
Unknown
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Ernest Hemingway
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Are you watching the weather channel? There's a drunk-front coming in, with a chance of hang over.
Unknown
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You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office.
Joe Moore
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It seems that whatever we do is somehow beyond reproach - murder, ...., drunk driving - as long as we go on a TV show and apologize.
Eric Stoltz
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Yeah, that came out of a reading. It was great. It's such a fun crew to be with, and we all went out the night before and that really encouraged us to go out and get drunk.
John Leguizamo
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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There is nothing more unattractive than a sloppy, ghetto, drunk. Get it together ladies!! Sip, swerve, dance & look cute.
Unknown
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The Orioles' d..k Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.
Joe Garagiola
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Sincerest apologies to the friends who have to guess my drunk 'Draw Something' creations from last night.
Kevin Pereira
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Cause when the sun sets baby. On the avenue. I get that drunk s.. feeling. Yeah, when I'm with you.
Rita Ora
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Hey I have waited so long, to gather up my courage she has got me love drunk fumbling my words.
JLS
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C'mon, Cindy! We'll just pretend this never happened. You know, like the time we got drunk and went down on each other! -Buffy Gilmore
Scary Movie
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Drunk people make me nervous because I'm afraid they will hurt me, break my stuff or say truths to me.
Unknown
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Nobody can write the life of a man but those who have eat and drunk and lived in social intercourse with him.
Samuel Johnson
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Every life is a love story, but few of us know what love is until the story is nearly over.
Unknown
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The story the Leavers have been enacting for the past three million years isnt a story of conquest and rule. Enacting it doesnt give them power. Enacting it gives them lives that are satisfying and meaningful to them. This is what youll find if you go among them. Theyre not seething with discontent and rebellion, not incessantly wrangling over what should be allowed and what forbidden, not forever accusing each other of not living the right way, not living in terror of each other not going crazy because their lives seem empty and pointless, not having to stupefy themselves with drugs to get through the days, not having a new religion every week to give them something to hold on to, not forever searching for something to do or something to believe in that will make lives worth living. And I repeat this is not because they live close to nature or have no formal government or because theyre innately noble. This is simply because theyre enacting a story that works well for people a stor
Daniel Quinn
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You get sloppy drunk, I stay whiskey neat, my clique should be cancelled, freaks and geeks.
Childish Gambino
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When we started I wasn't the singer. I was the drunk rhythm guitarist who wrote all these weird songs.
Robert Smith
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