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Sundays are a good day of reflection, allowing me to realize I didn't actually fall in love 42 times this weekend, I was just drunk.
Unknown
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How much for that bottle, put it on my tab. Hop out like a model all them foreign tags. Get so drunk and high, I'll have to call a cab.
Wiz Khalifa
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I have a really good time some nights, but then I push it over the edge and ruin my boyfriend's night. I'm an ugly d..khead drunk, I really am.
Amy Winehouse
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Through everything I've gone through- and I've been everywhere, at the top of the world, in jail, hung over drunk - I never gave up my dream of winning a gold medal in the Olympics.
Dan O'Brien
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A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it.
Lyndon B Johnson
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Ever looked back at your ex and asked yourself was I drunk the entire relationship?
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God damn, I'm rich as fu... Drunk as hell. Throwing money, pick it up. Life is good, live it up.
Wiz Khalifa
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I've been known to turn up drunk at triathlons and do very well. I'm more of a heat-of-the-moment type of guy. A friend will tell me about something coming up, maybe that weekend, and usually not an abundance of thought goes into my doing it.
Ryan Kwanten
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I think getting drunk is the key to flying comfortably. A couple of bloody marys or several glasses of champagne, and suddenly it's like you're on a roller coaster.
Amanda Peet
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So goddamn easy to write this, You make it spill on the page. So drunk on yourself, self-righteous, The laughing stock of your own fu..ing sage.
Lamb Of God
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It is amazing to me, as a professional geologist, how many otherwise intelligent people have, as some may say, 'drunk the Al Gore Kool-Aid' concerning global climate change.
Earl F Titcomb Jr
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What white man has ever seen me drunk? Who has ever come to me hungry and left me unfed? Who has seen me beat my wives or abuse my children? What law have I broken?
Sitting Bull
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I do remember being in high school and trying to go to an Outlaws concert, but I was too drunk and ended up in trouble with the police at some truck stop on 95 in Connecticut.
Jim Coleman
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Those persons who suffer from indigestion, or who become drunk, are utterly ignorant of the true principles of eating and drinking.
Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
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When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny and we'd get drunk together. He was always very supportive. He was a big star and a lot of what he said to me had power and impact. Apart from that, I just like him.
Craig Ferguson
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Hit strip clubs find bi...es with big butts. I dont give a fu.. Im getting drunk, only live once.
Mac Miller
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bi...es be thinkin' that we don't have a fu..in' pocket full of stones. I done drunk Miller with killers Sipped syrup with murderers.
Pimp C
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The difference between mad people and sane people... is that sane people have variety when they talk-story. Mad people have only one story that they talk over and over.
Maxine Hong Kingston
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Tell a bad bi... girl lets go hang, you know me rolex, gold chain. fu.. my young ni...s XO game. Get so drunk you forget yo name.
Drake
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I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes
George Carlin
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