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Drunk Story Quotes & Sayings
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The intense perfumes of the wild herbs as we trod them underfoot made us feel almost drunk.
Jacqueline Du Pre
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Yo' bi... chose to roam in the Spitta zone, now you drunk watching E.T. wishing she phone home.
Curren$y
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Ernest Hemingway
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Want the kind of woman who can make me feel right, not sloppy drunk s.. on a Saturday night.
Brad Nowell
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Eating Taco Bell is like sleeping with your ex. I feel horrible afterwards and I'm always drunk when I do it.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George Burns
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I was a savage for so many years of my life. There was some seed of determination in me that I was not conscious of. I was mostly consciously getting into trouble and drunk.
Daniel Day-Lewis
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Unfortunately, a lot of people are stupid. They take drugs. They get drunk and do all the wrong things in life. I just played it straight.
Bobby Vinton
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I dont like letting my freinds drive drunk, but I was smokin' a joint I really couldn't say shit to the guy.
Dave Chappelle
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Ivory's the kind of girl who gets drunk and immediately starts slurring. I have a lot of friends like that, and I think it's because it makes me look 'more together.
Chelsea Handler
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Average girl nowadays: Saturday: Ohemgeeeee I'm so drunk, YOLO! Sunday: God is good & I can always count on him.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George F Burns
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George F Burns
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George F Burns
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George F Burns
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I think the little kid next to me that got middle seat must be getting drunk from my Jack Daniels breath. And I stole his cheese nips.
Jake Owen
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Appreciate your changing body, love your evolving story; and see the big picture. It all fits together because your face tells the story of your life; your changing body is a history of incredible experience.
Kemmy Nola
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Why did I allow myself to be bored ever in the past and to compensate for it got high or drunk or rages or all the tricks people have because they want anything but serene understanding of just what there is, which is after all so much.
Jack Kerouac
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I began imagining scenes in public which some drunk would come up to me and slap me in the face. Nothing like that ever happened, but I often wonder if I would have turned the other cheek.
Max Von Sydow
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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