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Dumb Drunk Girlsmb Drunk Girls Quotes & Sayings
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College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
P J O'Rourke
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
P J O'Rourke
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If you can't take control, let Jesus take the wheel and hope he's not drunk.
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I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties out in the cotton fields and getting so drunk. I was the champion beer drinker; suddenly I was pouring it down my throat... Insane! Insane!
Bob Livingston
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That awkward moment when I'm drunk and you're still ugly...
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Being drunk - 10 points Being in Liverpool - minus 20 points.
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
P J O'Rourke
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
Bruce Aidells
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YOU EVER BEEN SO DRUNK AND THOUGHT YOU WERE IN A GIRLS BATHROOM TO PISS AND WENT HER CLOSET AND PISSED ON HER Sho..!! 2 Nov
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Being tired is worse than being drunk, I speak my mind to much when I'm tired.
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Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.
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A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
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The man who gets drunk in peacetime is a coward. The man who gets drunk in wartime goes on being a coward.
Jose Bergamin
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Being drunk will never, ever, be an excuse for cheating.
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I hate when girls act dumb because they think it's cute.
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I get drunk and I like to dance to vinyl records in my room with my friends. I guess I'm not a party girl in the �vagina hanging out of my skirt' kind of way. I like getting drunk and partying but not in a gross way, I'm more like a pi.p. More like a dance commander. Especially in America, 'party girl' is not a good image.
Kesha
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Weekend Advice: Some of lifes best lessons are learned while watching your drunk friends.
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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
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He is not drunk, who from the floor, Can rise again and drink some more; But he is drunk who prostrate lies, And cannot drink, and cannot rise.
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