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Dumb Stupid Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I thought I was so ugly for so long, and I wasted so much of my life on this dumb notion.
Margaret Cho
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Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society.
Honore De Balzac
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I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.
George Rogers
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Is what Ive become, young and Im dumb. Been spending cake to get some bump in the trunk.
Mac Miller
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I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost.
Frank Bruno
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So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
Christina Aguilera
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I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
Winston Bennett
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A pas de deux is a dialogue of love. How can there be conversation if one partner is dumb?
Rudolf Nureyev
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I have to delete your number, because if I don't, I would find some dumb excuse to talk to you.
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Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
Hussein Nishah
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.
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I forgive people easily. mistakes happen and nobody's perfect. But I won't be dumb & trust you again.
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My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
Chuck Nevitt
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They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but if you ask me, if you're dumb enough to eat it, you deserve to die.
Homer Simpson
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When I was 18, I thought my father was pretty dumb. After a while when I got to be 21, I was amazed to find out how much he'd learned in three years.
Frank Butler
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Hey dumb a.. I bought my own car, not mommy and daddy!
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Bishop G, they told me I should come down cousin but I flatly refuse I AIN'T DUMB DOWN NUTTIN.
Lupe Fiasco
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