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I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my car...at 60mph...on purpose.
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
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Taylor Swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in a condom.
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It's funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I can't remember the exact years, it's funny isn't it?
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My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.
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Parent: What did you learn today? Student: Apparently not enough! We have to go back tomorrow!
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It's been said good things come to those who wait... All I have to say is whatever is coming to me,better be freaking fantastic!
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I just wanna be rich enough to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories.
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That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and realize there's someone inside.
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Can you hear the skies whispering Happy Birthday in your ears? I can! Wishing you a super fun Birthday.
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Do not keep the alabaster boxes of your love and tenderness sealed up until your friends are dead. Fill their lives with sweetness, speak cheering words while their ears can hear, and while their hearts can be thrilled and made happier by them.
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God speaks in the language you know best...not through your ears, but through your circumstances.
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I work very hard on all my poems, but most of the work consists of trying not to sound as if I had worked. I try to make them sound as natural as possible, but within a quite strict form, which to my ears has a lot to do with musical rhythm and sound.
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say "Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?"
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My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
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Sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together.
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Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.
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You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre.
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Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
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