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My daughter said she's gonna be a hoe for Halloween. I think it's cute that she likes gardening.
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s.. is always funny. I don't find it s..y, I find it really horrifying. But it's an act that we need. And that need, that desire, is what makes it really funny.
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I love yoga pants. Not only are they comfortable, but they make my butt look great.
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It's funny how you go through the year day by day but nothing changes, then when you look back, everything's different.
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When people ask me plz because it's shorter than please. I tell them no because it's shorter than yes .
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I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?
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Shortest horror story in history: Tomorrow is Monday.
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If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn't want me here either.
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I have to continue reminding myself that it's Halloween so I can't rely on my instincts to shoot zombies in the head.
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Wishing you even a minuscule percentage of the wealth and attention that will be showered upon the Kardashian fetus in 2013.
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Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
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Today I saw a baby with a bib that said 'This dumbass put my cape on backwards.'
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SINGLE AND (maybe if youre attractive funny and educated and/or Ryan Gosling ) READY TO MINGLE.
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Trust me, when I woke up today I had no plans to be awesome, but shit happens.
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The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.
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Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
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The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it.
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The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
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It's hard to explain the meaning of love, so here it goes: love is that strong feeling you have in your heart when you've fallen for someone, it feels like something needing to burst out of your chest because it's so uncontrollable, being apart from them even for a matter of hours is tough, because without them in your presence you don't feel as safe as you do when you're with them, every time you see them smile it makes you light up inside, whenever they tell you they love you it makes you feel like the luckiest person in the world, just knowing someone feels the same way about you as you do for them, is the most amazing feeling and I wouldn't trade it for anything.
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