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I see a lot of change, a lot of opportunity. We're not just talking about taking the advances of the past and suffusing them out into 100 percent of companies. We're talking about new waves, and new ways of thinking about the Internet, and that's going to keep all of our jobs very, very exciting.
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On the 12th day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me 12 chicks I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted Barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, fiiiivvvveeee drama queens, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends a pokin' and a ex who won't stop inboxing me!
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Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers??
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I'm glad you work out your issues on Facebook rather than half-naked on stage in front of millions of people.
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I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I'm going to post a status update about it & then use their site as much as always.
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When I was younger, I would put my face close to a fan & talk to hear my robot voice...
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Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
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Hey baby wanna come over to myspace so I could twitter your yahoo till you google all over my facebook.
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If Facebook is like dating, then Twitter is like a one night stand - it's fun while you're doing it, you finish in like 5 minutes, and you feel real cheap afterwards.
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Facebook should make a 'Wow that's the dumbest fu..ing thing I've ever heard, you should be punched in the throat.' button.
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Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.
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The best way to end a status conversation on Facebook is to like their last comment!
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Fakebook aka when a girl or guy looks good on facebook and acts like they are the shit, but when you actually meet them the're either ugly or fat and fake as fu...
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Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status? Of course I like my status. I'm hilarious.
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Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie'
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The Internet feeds off the main press, and the main press feeds off the Internet. They're working in tandem.
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Welcome to Facebook: Where ho.. call out ho.. when they should be calling out themselves, where people claim their real when really their faker then Pamela Anderson's boobies, where lame a.. dudes talk about how their balling and got money to blow but really they can't even afford a mcdouble from McDonald's and their living with their parents on the down low, where people post pics of food claiming they made it when they know damn well it's just a tv dinner, where chicks post pics wearing almost nothing trying to get as many likes as they can and they call guys desperate when their the ones looking desperate in the first place! It's more like welcome to drama-Fakebook
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You didn't want to be my friend in elementary school. You didn't want to be my friend in junior high school. And you certainly weren't my friend in high school. Why on Earth do you want to be my Facebook friend today?
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Face your problems don't Facebook your problems.
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Facebook should have a limit on how many times a relationship status can be change ... after 3 times it should be change default to UNSTABLE!
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