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Family Guy Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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When I stick this army guy with the sharp bayonette up my nose, it tickles my brain. Hah hah hah...ow. Oh, now I dont know math. -Chris Griffin
Family Guy
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Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
Stella Benson
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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If a red head guy works at a bakery, does that make him a ginger bread man?
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What do you call a fat guy at McDonald's? A customer.
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What's a pirate minus the ship? Just a creative homeless guy.
Bo Burnham
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One guy was so fat, he had his own area code.
Unknown
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Family isn't about sharing the same genetics, Thats being related, Family is when you love someone to death, and You would do anything for them, You trust them, Take care of them, And in Return they do the same. Its the type of bond you hold together.
Tanya Bianco
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A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China. He's out there now...trying to win a trip back!
Jerry Dennis
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No family is perfect...We argue, We fight. We even stop talking to each other at times. but in the end. Family is Family...The love will always be there.
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No family is perfect..We argue, we fight, we even stop talking to each other at times, but in the end, family is family...the love will always be there.
Unknown
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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If one is desperate for love, I suggest looking at one's friends and family and see if love is all around. If not, get a new set of friends, a new family.
Jasmine Guy
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Our family is a circle of strength and love...Our family with ever birth and every union the circle grows, our family is a circle of strength every crisis faced together makes the circle stronger.
Harriet Morgan
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There is no such thing as a broken family. Family is family, and is not determined by marriage certificates, divorce papers, and adoption documents. Families are made in the heart. The only time family becomes null is when those ties in the heart are cut.
C Joybell C
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
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