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Flush The Toilet T Quotes & Sayings
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The main part of the house is a deep red and I have butterscotch carpet. And I have a bathroom with leopard skin floor, wallpaper and toilet.
Macy Gray
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There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them - but there is no doubting the effectiveness of a really good willy gag.
Adrian Edmondson
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A company in Japan has developed a set of kneepads that allow men to squat down in front of the toilet, reducing the possibility of splash back when they urinate. Also, that's not what they're for.
Seth Meyers
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Dear automatic flushing toilet, I appreciate the enthusiasm...but I wasn't done yet.
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fu.. underrated, I'm constipated. I'm shittin' on 'em, fu.. toilet paper.
Ace Hood
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You don't want to have to be the man and the woman in the relationship. I always say you want a man who can fix the toilet.
Pamela Anderson
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Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Colder than a Tibetan tin toilet top.
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Your Just like a toilet, fat round and full of shit.
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I don't walk red carpets I walk on toilet paper cause I'm the shit!
Unknown
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Psychiatry's chief contribution to philosophy is the discovery that the toilet is the seat of the soul.
Alexander Chase
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Psychiatry's chief contribution to philosophy is the discovery that the toilet is the seat of the soul.
Alexander Chase
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One of the scariest things ever is flushing a toilet & seeing the water coming up instead of going down.
Unknown
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Placing my buttocks on a cold toilet seat is my climbing Mount Everest.
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Don't judge a fat guy by the amount of excrement he leaves in the toilet.
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The only parade I'll attend this Thanksgiving is the one to the toilet.
Unknown
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When you were a child, you dreamed of adventure, travel, and success. As an adult, a lot of the time, you just hope the toilet flushes. . .
Rick Sutter
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Any walk through a park that runs between a double line of mangy trees and passes brazenly by the ladies toilet is invariably known as ''Lover's Lane.''
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If I do die, itll be in America. And it wont be on a snowboard. Itll either be on a toilet or hanging from a belt, naked.
Adam Sandler
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People who talk shit are reincarnated as toilet paper.
Nishan Panwar
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