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Flush The Toilet T Quotes & Sayings
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Being a parent means that everything in your house has been used as a toilet at least once...
Unknown
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I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?
Mark McKinney
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Different toilet, SAME SHIT, and I'm sick of explaing this..
Jay-Z
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You never realize you need toilet paper until it's too late...
Unknown
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Yea I'm the shit, you can be the toilet...cuz I'm shittin on you.
Unknown
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Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show.
Eric Carr
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You should make your own toilet tissue since you the shit.
Unknown
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Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir.
Draco Malfoy
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"Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir.
Draco Malfoy
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Thank you for your toilet paper, but your flag is meaningless to me.
Dead Kennedys
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'Just pissed with a boner and didn't get any on the toilet seat.' Said no one ever.
Unknown
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'So lovely of you to leave wee on the toilet sea.' Said no one ever.
Unknown
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Soul is the joint rolled up in toilet paper.
Funkadelic
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ni... I'm the shit, get the fu.. up out my toilet.
Lil Wayne
38 Likes
I always have my best thoughts on the toilet, so thats where that sage wisdom was coming from.
Charlie Day
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Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper.
Daphne Zuniga
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Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
Tommy Cooper
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An engineer is someone who washes his hands before going to the toilet.
Anon
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It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.
George Lindsey
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I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?'
Matthew Broderick
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