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Forklift Driver Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
Jeff Foxworthy
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The problem with the designated driver programme, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At then end of the night drop them off at the wrong house.
Jeff Bridges
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I have known Harold Ford Jr. since before he was born, in that his father was my driver in the 1966 governor's race, and has remained a friend of mine all these years.
John Jay Hooker
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So Europe's a big driver. And at one point, if the euro hadn't devalued, they would have been making as much money as the US with half the stores. Returns were higher.
Jim Cantalupo
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Television is much better crafted today then in the 70s. The content is less positive but I'm one of those that feel our entertainment reflects our world, it's not a driver - art imitates life.
Christopher Knight
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There is more credit and satisfaction in being a first-rate truck driver than a tenth-rate executive.
B C Forbes
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Becoming a resident of a state may confer the right to get a driver's license, but it does not and should not confer citizenship.
Phyllis Schlafly
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If someone is being absolutely critical of me as a driver, what could they say? I am also critical of myself to try and keep things in perspective. That is very important.
Damon Hill
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There's no gentle way to tell you that you're the designated driver on St. Patrick's Day.
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I think that anybody's craft is fascinating. A taxi driver talking about taxi driving is going to be very, very interesting.
James Lipton
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No one is as ugly as their driver's license picture and nobody is as attractive as their profile picture.
Unknown
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I swear to God, I would marry the first person who asked me, just because it seems so completely impossible that anyone would ask.
Minnie Driver
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I'm an actor... I do a job and I go home. Why are you interested in me? You don't ask a truck driver about his job.
James Gandolfini
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Hey, you got a phone? Two ni...s just stole my truck. You believe that shit, huh? You fu..in' believe that? -Truck Driver
Goodfellas
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Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error.
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I don't know driving in another way which isn't risky. Each one has to improve himself. Each driver has its limit. My limit is a little bit further than other's.
Ayrton Senna
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Money is only a tool. It will take you wherever you wish, but it will not replace you as the driver.
Ayn Rand
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The driver saw nobody, but somebody fu..ed up. He heard a voice.
The Usual Suspects
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Well, I would say that music just happens with me, I'm not in the driver's seat when I am at the piano, the piano is.
Vanessa Carlton
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Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.
Bill McGlashen
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