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Forklift Driver Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Sorry, ammendment. The bus driver didn't lose his life, a Technician did. Apologies. It's all fu..ed regardless.
Jay Baruchel
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The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.
Jeff Foxworthy
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An optimist is a driver who thinks that empty space at the curb won't have a hydrant beside it.
Jules Renard
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You can never be guaranteed good roles because of an award, but I think your profile and net worth as a performer has to do with awards, unfortunately.
Minnie Driver
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I recruited my dad to be my bass player and fired him on several occasions. He stayed on as a bus driver.
Chely Wright
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I really fancy Harrison Ford. I've got to say I think he's really divine. He's, like, an older man, I guess, although he's not really that old, obviously. I don't want to offend him.
Minnie Driver
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An optimist is a driver who thinks that empty space at the curb won't have a hydrant beside it.
Jules Renard
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Sixty-two, without no tint; mission roof of my new shit. Ironic sense, my drive increased, my driver see the profit.
Wale
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The racing driver's mind has to have the ability to have amazing anticipation, coordination, and reflex. Because of the speed the car goes.
Emerson Fittipaldi
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I'm a driver in the race. Power speed for first place. I'm a striver for wealth and fame. I'm the master of my game.
Zion Y Lennox
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I was a horrible limo driver: I ran out of gas with passengers in the back and I used to get lost on a regular basis.
John Slattery
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Love is a driver, bitter and fierce if you fight and resist him, Easy-going enough once you acknowledge his power.
Ovid
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I literally was saved by a role, from becoming a cab driver. I never did have to wait tables, though, so looking back I guess I had it pretty soft.
Sam Waterston
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I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose. Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it (moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly)... and says, "Here, you can go."
Stephen Wright
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People always seem to assume that we have a full, back-up support team - make-up, costume and a driver - but usually, in a war zone, there's only me and the cameraman.
Kate Adie
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Best thing about NYC is the loud raucous cab driver who won't stop asking questions. I'm basically paying him to annoy me.
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Our current identification system is so disjointed that the World Trade Center terrorists had a total of 63 valid driver's licenses between them.
Jack Kingston
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In the end, my pursuit of the elusive New York State driver's license became about much more than a divorced woman's learning to drive for the first time.
Suzanne Vega
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Made the mistake of asking my cab driver what talk show he was listening to. He spent the whole ride tryin to tell me Obama is a terrorist.
Gabe Saporta
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There are a lot of factors in the life of an F1 driver which can combine to make you believe that you are somehow above normality. I think that is a mistake to start believing that. But, at the same time, it is important to be confident.
Damon Hill
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