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Funny 20th Birth Quotes & Sayings
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Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Sam Levenson
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After your death you will be what you were before your birth.
Arthur Schopenhauer
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Thanks for inviting me to your baby shower, it reminded me to take my birth control pill.
Unknown
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Leaving home in a sense involves a kind of second birth in which we give birth to ourselves.
Robert Neelly Bellah
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I got my passport aplications sent back. Apparantly then question place of birth? Between my mother's legs isn't acceptable.
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Solitude gives birth to the original in us, to beauty unfamiliar and perilous- to poetry. But also, it gives birth to the opposite: to the perverse, the illicit, the absurd.
Thomas Mann
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I don't think of myself as a lady humorist. I just have boobs and parts that allow me to give birth to children, but I like to be funny with the boys and the girls.
Maya Rudolph
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To preserve yourself as the center of the world, to stay your own best authority on everything, your own expert on all topics, infallible, omniscient. Always, every time of the month, forever: Use birth control.
Chuck Palahniuk
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?
Benny Hill
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Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa.
Bart Simpson
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For each age is a dream that is dying, Or one that is coming to birth.
Arthur William Edgar OShaughnessy
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God made women, have periods and give birth because He knew guys weren't strong enough to handle it.
Unknown
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We know that birth takes a woman from one place in her life to another. The birth of a child certainly does change her viewpoint of herself and I believe her viewpoint of the world.
Sameerah Shareef
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We know that birth takes a woman from one place in her life to another. The birth of a child certainly does change her viewpoint of herself and I believe her viewpoint of the world.
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Were gonna get pregnant someday, we'll carry a heavy baby for about a year, suffer giving birth. We might even die giving birth.
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Birth and death are not two different states, but they are different aspects of the same state. There is as little reason to deplore the one as there is to be pleased over the other.
Mahatma Gandhi
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Every mother on earth gave birth to a child. Except mine, she gave birth to a legend!
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Like all of us in this storm between birth and death, I can wreak no great changes on the world, only small changes for the better, I hope, in the lives of those I love.
Dean Koontz
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Carol Burnett
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