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Funny 20th Birth Quotes & Sayings
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All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead.
Will Ferrell
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I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.
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Here's to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West for not making anyone else be married to them.
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This is one of those mornings where I'll be picking the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms and throwing the rest away.
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I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.
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what, I got to amit this is some funny shit!!!
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I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.
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It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.
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I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.
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If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks, it's not funny.
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I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
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And if thought and emotion can persist in this way so long after the brain that sent them forth has crumpled into dust, how vitally important it must be to control their very birth in the heart, and guard them with the keenest possible restraint.
Algernon H Blackwood
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A certain administration which I won't call by name took the arts out of the schools, and that left the brothers out on the street with nothing, so they went to the turntables and started rhyming. Then they had a way to express themselves, and that's the birth of hip-hop.
Isaac Hayes
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The most powerful ties are the ones to the people who gave us birth it hardly seems to matter how many years have passed, how many betrayals there may have been, how much misery in the family: We remain connected, even against our wills.
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I hope we shall crush in its birth the aristocracy of our monied corporations which dare already to challenge our government to a trial by strength, and bid defiance to the laws of our country.
Thomas Jefferson
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Once upon a time there was a Queen who had a son so ugly and so misshapen that it was long disputed whether he had human form. A fairy who was at his birth said, however, that he would be very amiable for all that, since he would have uncommon good sense.
Charles Perrault
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Marie Stopes had established the first birth control clinic in Britain; the whole question of informing women, especially those who were poor, about methods of contraception, began to be discussed.
Dora Russell
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