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Funny 40 Year Old Birth Quotes & Sayings
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A lot of my reading over the next few months will be the works of Hans Christian Andersen - I have been appointed an ambassador for the bicentenary celebrations of his birth next year.
Roger Moore
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Each year on the anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr.'s birth, America has the opportunity to reflect on our nation's progress towards the realization of his dream.
Adam Schiff
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Call it "womb awe" or even "womb worship" but it's not simple envy. I don't remember even wanting to be a woman. But each of the three times I have been present at the birth of one of my children, I have been overwhelmed by a sense of reverence... It was quite suddenly, the first day of creation; the Goddess giving birth to a world... Like men since the beginning of time I wondered: What can I ever create that will equal the magnificence of this new life?
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I probably shouldn't be making any new resolutions this year...mainly because I'm still working on the ones from last year.
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Women think giving birth is painful, try playing call of duty with lag.
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This year my New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'Seacrest out!' after I ejaculate.
Zach Galifianakis
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Watch your back today, guys. 20 year old chicks born on leap day are really only 5.
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
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It's funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I can't remember the exact years, it's funny isn't it?
Steve Hackett
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The new year will be like the old one if you keep on doing the same old things.
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Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now averagewhich means, you have met your New Year's resolution.
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This is the birth of all hope. To have what I once had. This life unforgiven it will end with a birth.
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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Celebrating the Jewish New Year is like celebrating the regular New Year except we blow into a ram's horn and have the exact opposite of fun.
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If I studied the way I do during finals week all year long, I would be a freaking genius.
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Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Joan Collins unfortunately can't be with us tonight. She's busy attending the birth of her next husband.
John Parrott
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Birth is the scariest event of most peoples' lives. You have to feel safe enough in your own mind before you can remember your own birth.
Leonard Orr
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