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Funny A Naked Girl Quotes & Sayings
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If you see a guy opening a car door for a girl, its one of two things, either a new girl, or a new car!
Jorge Armenta
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Sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together.
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Playing a fun drinking game called: Girl alone with her cat.
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An acting teacher once taught me that to be an effective actor, you have to be willing to appear naked... he meant emotionally naked. I misunderstood and took it literally, but there is truth in both. You have to be open, vulnerable, and not easily embarrassed. To act effectively, you have to imagine yourself being able to do in public what you do when you are completely alone.
Bryan Cranston
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Im the girl who fu..ed your boyfriend at that party while you were puking. I'm the girl who stole your favorite shirt and looked better in it. Im the girl who called you a slut and made you cry. Im the girl that doesnt give a fu.. what you think about her. Im the girl you wish you were.
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I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
Ed Bluestone
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I got expelled from school on pajama day....But its not my fault I sleep naked.
Unknown
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wrestling is nothing but just 2 half naked men rolling around the ring
Rakhi Amin
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When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
Clint Eastwood
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Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities.
C S Lewis
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I never want to see a naked man again. [naked men run past] -Mulan
Mulan
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I'm glad you work out your issues on Facebook rather than half-naked on stage in front of millions of people.
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Im choosing my words carefully cause Im sure, when it comes to being naked with Jennifer Aniston, they will be printed. But, believe it or not, it was just really silly, fun, funny and entertaining, at the end of the day.
Charlie Day
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you'll wind up naked at the end of it.
Jerry Seinfield
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A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table theres nothing wrong with them, but its hard to stop thinking about it.
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My brother was torturous, I guess, but in a funny way. He used to say to me, 'I'm giving you a gag order,' then stuff his dirty underpants into my mouth. He used to drag me stark naked across the lawn, then hold me up by my ankles for the passing cars to see.
Zach Galifianakis
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We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a dime. By the time I was 14, I owned my own home.
Gene Perret
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Im not going to be that rebound girl, the girl you just come to when you want her, the girl who loves you with everything she has but yet you give nothing. Im not willing to be that girl anymore. Sorry, sweetie, but Im gone.
Unknown
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Act like barbie, smoke like marley.
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