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Funny About Fixing Car Quotes & Sayings
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the carburettor'. I said, 'Where's the car?' She said, 'In the lake'.
Henry Youngman
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
Adam Carolla
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You need someone to tell you how to do things like hitting your marks, or driving a car so it looks right or getting out of a car so it doesn't take a million years of screen time.
Gary Cole
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We're going to test with the same car, but we have a new car ready.
Larry Dixon
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I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby.
Dane Cook
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I don't believe in expending energy on something you can't do anything about. If there was some easy way of fixing things, I'd probably do it.
Francesca Annis
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I usually just cut people off after they disappoint me no point in fixing it I know your true colors.
Unknown
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The poet produces the beautiful by fixing his attention on something real.
Simone Veil
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I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing.
Stephen Wright
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When you first get money, you buy all these things so no one thinks you're mean, and you spread it around. You get a chauffeur and you find yourself thrown around the back of this car and you think, I was happier when I had my own little car! I could drive myself!
Paul McCartney
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We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360 camera that would go from one car, up in the air and over to another car in a continuous shot while the film was still rolling, going 90 mph.
Jimmy Fallon
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I remember that all of a sudden, the car felt like I couldn't control it. It was absolutely the most horrifying experience. We rolled over, off the freeway. I think there was something wrong with the car.
Tracey Gold
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Ford used to come to work in a big car with two Admiral's flags, on each side of the car. His assistant would be there with his accordion, playing, Hail to the Chief.
Richard Widmark
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The poet produces the beautiful by fixing his attention on something real
Simone Weil
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It doesn't matter if you screw up. Taking responsibility for it and fixing it is where people lack.
Unknown
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In the power of fixing the attention lies the most precious of the intellectual habits.
Robert Hall
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Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Erma Bombeck
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Middle Age - When you want to see how long your car will last instead of how fast it will go.
Unknown
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To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior.
Unknown
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I worked at a clothing store once called Body. It was the coolest clothing store in the Valley. My dad made us sign a contract when we were 16 that if we crashed our car or did anything to our car, we were responsible for it. I got a job at the clothing store to pay to get my car fixed after a wreck. After that, I worked for my dad at his music company.
Kim Kardashian
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