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Lookin at my bi... she'll give yo a.. a bone, lookin at my wrist it'll turn yo a.. to stone.
Rick Ross
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You can kiss my indecisive a.. crack, maggots, and the cracker's ass, Little Cracker Jack, beat-making wackass backwards producers.
Dr Dre
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People think, 'Wow, you're an actress, so people must be really nice to you and kiss your ass.' NOBODY kisses my ass.
Alicia Silverstone
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I play a female Indiana Jones, a professor who hunts down precious objects, like a bowl that belonged to the Buddha. They tailored the role to me: I wanted to be smart, funny, and to kick some ass.
Tia Carrere
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Everybody say that I'm a young a.. bi... til I caught my first case now I'm a thug a.. bi....
Lil B
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I went to see my doctor with a nasty pain in the ass. Turns out he's already met my wife.
Nikhil Saluja
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God gives us only what we can handle.. Apparently God thinks I am a bad-ass.
Unknown
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I was never exposed to a great deal of racism, but the Chicago I grew up in was very, very segregated. If I went four blocks from my house, I was in a bad neighborhood where I might get my a.. handed to me by someone who was black. If I went a mile farther, I might get my a.. handed to me by someone who was white.
Don Cornelius
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You want a match? My face and your ass, how about that friend. I mean your a.. and my face. What's up.
Joe Dirt
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D*ck in the booty a.. ni......Old take another dude to the movies a.. ni....
Ludacris
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Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass.
Unknown
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If you think s.. is a big pain in the ass, try different position.
Unknown
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When an illness knocks you on your ass, you should stay down and relax for a while before trying to get back up.
Candea Core-Starke I Enjoy Convalescence It Is The Part That Makes The Illness Worthwhile George Bernard Shaw
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Are you from Iraq? Because I think you should Baghdad a.. up.
Unknown
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Same ni..., with the flow. Same ni... that'll spin a ni...'s a.. up, throw his a.. in the trunk. I'm a representative, for the Assholes. Try to run up on me, I'll teach a ni... how to stunt.
Trae Tha Truth
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You know, you'll walk by a construction site and it's like, 'You kiss your mama with that ass?' What does that even mean? I don't kiss my mama with my a.. because it's back there! My lips are up here, so that's weird. It worked though, 'cause I turned around and was like, 'What does that mean?!' So he won.
Michelle Trachtenberg
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I'm not gonna get my a.. kicked, Mankind ain't gonna get his a.. kicked, so that leaves one person and that's you, Vince.
Stone Cold Steve Austin
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Shawty bust it open for me, I might throw this cash. Shawty throw that a.. like a Hail Mary pass. I'm fu..ing me a new chick every night. Make that a.. clap, I don't care about that cellulite.
Juicy J
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I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's ass. Just bang, bang, bang up his ass. That's my pleasure. -Mr. Jones
Friday
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Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret, but I don't do it. One day I'm gonna, though. You bet your ass, I will have a beret on. That's ridiculous, but it's true. I always fight with wearing a beret.
Mitch Hedberg
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