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Funny Bachelors Quotes & Sayings
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Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.
Thomas Fuller
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Loving an old bachelor is always a no-win situation, and you come to terms with that early on, or you go away.
Jean Harris
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Loving an old bachelor is always a no-win situation, and you come to terms with that early on, or you go away.
Jean Harris
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A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner.
Francis Bacon
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Certainly the best works, and of greatest merit for the public, have proceeded from the unmarried, or childless men.
Francis Bacon
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A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse
Helen Rowland
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The best bachelor since Bruce Wayne with his Bachelors Remasterd this rap shit you hear the words coming from my lips, bastards
J Cole
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Two old Bachelors were living in one house; One caught a Muffin, the other caught a Mouse.
Edward Lear
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The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya.
Tommy Chong
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
Scottish Proverb
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Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.
Nora Ephron
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The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
Finley Peter Dunne
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Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
Daniel Tosh
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
Jane Austen
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I should like to know what is the proper function of women, if it is not to make reasons for husbands to stay at home, and still stronger reasons for bachelors to go out.
George Eliot
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Asian countries produce eight times as many engineering bachelors as the United States, and the number of U.S. students graduating at the masters and PhD levels in these areas is declining.
Mark Kennedy
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Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing they marry later; for another thing they die earlier.
Henry Louis Mencken
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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