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Funny Burns To Your Best Friends Quotes & Sayings
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Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.
George Burns
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At my age flowers scare me.
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You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.
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When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never forgive the loss of their prerogative.
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Friends: ask you why you're crying? Best friends: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
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Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
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Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and s.. was dirty.
George Burns
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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
Rita Mae Brown
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Friends knock on your door. Best friends walk into your house and start eating.
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Best friends are like thighs they are always sticking together.
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Strangers think I'm quiet. My friends think I'm outgoing. My best friends know that I'm completely insane.
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When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown.
Nora Dunn
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Deja Vu is when God thinks something is so funny, that he has to rewind it to show it to his friends.
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Not too many people are - were as good as Bob Hope. George Burns was great at thinking, you know, on the spot. Steve Allen was marvelous, and so was George Burns. But Bob may be the king of them all, you know.
Rich Little
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In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you.
Will Ferrell
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Funny how the new friends can be better friends than your old friends.
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And thus it was that I started to wonder why Robert Burns is so important to us. We have other poets, and other writers, and other heroes, yet we do not afford them the veneration that we afford to Robert Burns.
Len G Murray
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My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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It's funny how you can grow away from your friends, when just a few years ago they were the most important people in your life.
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My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia.
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