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Funny Coffee Morning Statushole Quotes & Sayings
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If you do something you're going to regret in the morning, sleep late!
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This delinquent is having s.. with your honor student.
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A morning text doesn't only mean 'Good morning.' It also means 'I think about you when I wake up.'
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I could say that you complete me...but that would be a lie because every morning when I awake, I long for you more than the day before..good morning!!!
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a beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you been drinkin jack and coke all morning. she can make you feel high, for the single greatest comodity known to man - promise. promise of a better day, promise of a greater hope, promise of a new tomorrow. this particular aura, can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl, in her smile, in her soul, and the way she makes every rotten little thing about life seem like its gonna be ok
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Constipated People Don't Give A crap.
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You know it's going to be a long day when you yell 'Seriously?!?' at your alarm clock.
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Breaking News: There is still no cure for mornings.
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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Someone introduce me to whoever invented Mornings. I will beat the shit out of them.
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Hes a guy who gets up at six oclock in the morning regardless of what time it is.
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Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
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I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.
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John Ford was so funny that I couldn't wait to go to work in the morning.
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A sweeter smile, a brighter day, hope everything turns out great for you Today! Good Morning!
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The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. Good morning !
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Thank you lord for waking me up this morning. Please help me to focus on being more like you and resist any temptations of the devil that come my way today. Cover me with your blood jesus and just help me to keep your commands. In Jesus name I pray, amen
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My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.
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There are some days when I just don't feel like talking.. Today is that day.
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Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.
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