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Funny Coffee Morning Statushole Quotes & Sayings
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Starbucks acts like they're so fancy. You sell hot black water and muffins. Calm down.
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Moving from chair to chair, from coffee machine to coffee machine is the limit of my action in most films. But I enjoy being cast in them because I love watching them.
Stephen Fry
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A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table...theres nothing wrong with them, but its hard to stop thinking about it.
Garrison Keillor
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Sometimes we struggle through a tasteless coffee till the last sip, then we find sugar lying at the bottom, that's life, sweetened but not stirred well.
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If the early morning sky was a representation of every person I know, you are the sun and everyone else are the fading stars, soon to disappear by your blazing love. Good morning.
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My wife said I was bad in bed so I banged her on the coffee table. Location. Location. Location.
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The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
Joan Rivers
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Don't worry about yesterday or last month. Today is a new day, so renew your mind this morning. Be positive and start fresh.
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I'm not a morning person, but if I woke up every morning next to you, I would be.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Good morning, good morning, good morning. Good morning, good morning, Mister Blues. I wonder, I wonder what you're doin' here so soon.
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Why do you get up in the morning?
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Church is not just about Sunday morning; you need to get this. This confessing, this joining together, can't all happen on Sunday morning. It can start there, but we have to determine that we are going to give ourselves to the body, not just on Sunday morning, but in our daily lives.
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The only thing I plan to accomplish at work today is to turn a gallon of coffee into a gallon of piss.
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It's funny to me that people find other people getting coffee really interesting, or walking their dog in the dog park.
Jake Gyllenhaal
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Getting my dragon was perhaps the biggest surprise. I was in Amsterdam and got a little crazy, dropping my pants at a tattoo parlour and woke up the next morning and saw this really funny dragon. Ive always wanted a dragon but this one had a funny blue tongue. To me a dragon is very much a woman, strong and elegant.
Angelina Jolie
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I'd like mornings better if they started later.
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If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
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Coffee is the way I fool myself into believing I'm going to have a productive day.
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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