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Funny Coffee Morning Statushole Quotes & Sayings
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our blessing starts when we wake up in the morning.... with the sun shining bright telling you welcome to a new morning and a new day.
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We always get up about 5:30, and George gets up and goes in and gets the coffee and brings it to me, and that's been our ritual since we got married. And we read the newspapers in bed and drink coffee for about an hour probably, read our briefing papers.
Laura Bush
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I'm sure the people who work at Starbucks think, 'I'm so damn tired of these kids coming in here and taking pictures of their coffee.'
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You make good coffee . . . You're a slob, but you make good coffee.
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Morning by itself signifies a new beginning. So this morning start by forgiving yourself for all the mistakes you made yesterday and look forward to a promising day that lies ahead of you. Have a good morning!
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Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
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.this is exactly how Nice Guys operate, treating all encounters with women as a form of speed dating and then getting annoyed when its revealed that the woman getting coffee was, in fact, actually getting coffee rather than cruisin for an emotionally co-dependent shitstorm.
Richie
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I grab a Swisher Sweet and use my fingernail to cut it. Gut it, then I dump the droppin' out then stuff it full of coffee and if you don't know by now coffee is kilo. In other words weed a fat dime is a pillar.
Devin Tha Dude
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True love is waking up next to your partner and thinking Well, I could smother them with a pillow or make breakfast. Sigh. Pancakes it is.
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A morning thought, a morning prayer, a morning wish for a good person who makes a good morning for other peoples' lives. May God bless you always.
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Men: If you are a person of faith Sunday morning is a great time to get in touch with God and just how great boobs look in Sunday dresses.
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In the morning we received some very thin coffee. For lunch we had potato soup with a few pieces of meat in it, in the evening we had a very thin meat soup with some potatoes in it.
Leon Askin
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Shortest horror story in history: Tomorrow is Monday.
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The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
Slappy White
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If beer, coffee, or a nap can't cure it, you've got a serious problem.
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I got baby food in my coffee maker.
Rob Dyrdek
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I never drink coffee at work...mainly because it keeps me awake.
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I am a coffee fanatic. Once you go to proper coffee, you can't go back. You cannot go back.
Hugh Laurie
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Thank you Lord for waking me up this morning with a new mind and attitude. Thank you for forgiving me of all my sins. Continue to have your way and being God in every situation I go through. Bless this day and bless all of my family and friends! Keep them in your arms at all times! In Jesus name I pray, amen.
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My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film.'
Penelope Lombard
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