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Funny Coffee Morning Statushole Quotes & Sayings
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If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
Henny Youngman
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In the morning a man walks with his whole body in the evening, only with his legs.
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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
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Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
William Feather
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It ain't as bad as you think. It will look better in the morning.
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Morning texts, I like that shit.
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I believe there should be a better way to start each day...instead of waking up every morning...
Melchor Lim
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What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good on this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?
JRR Tolkien
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I come to the office each morning and stay for long hours doing what has to be done to the best of my ability. And when you've done the best you can, you can't do any better.
Harry S Truman
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Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
Unknown
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A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table theres nothing wrong with them, but its hard to stop thinking about it.
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It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your morning coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble, and then not worth much after you get it
Zora Neale Hurston
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Funny how fast you can get up in the morning once you've realize you overslept.
Hussein Nishah
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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes."
Steven Wright
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The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. The sunrise is such a pervert.
Jarod Kintz
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Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if its worth it to get up and pee or if you can hold it in until the morning.
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I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button...
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My pillow is my best hair styler, every morning I wake up with a new hair style.
Unknown
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Every morning I long to hold you...I need you. I want you. I love your warmth, your smell, your taste...Oh coffee, I love you.
Unknown
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At 5:30 the morning shift of commissary workers arrive to stock the coffee urns, bring in fresh food and prepare for the daylong job of feeding the humans.
Francis X
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