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Funny Cold Joke Quotes & Sayings
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Laughter brings you to reality as it is. The world is a play of God, a cosmic joke. And unless you understand it as a cosmic joke you will never be able to understand the ultimate mystery.
Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
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It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
Bob Saget
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Professor Cold Heart: Whats that? Little friendly fuzzies? With things on their tummies? In my kingdom? Disgusting, isnt it?
The Care Bears
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Let's joke about how depressing Monday is to distract us from how depressing every day is.
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I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold.
Omarion
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Well, then, why are you dressed like an usher? Will Truman: Im not. Im Captain Von Trapp. I have seven singing children and my cold heart was recently melted by a young nun.
Will & Grace
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It was cold out there, bitter, biting, cutting, piercing, hyperborean, marmoreal cold, and there were all these Minnesotans running around outdoors, happy as lambs in the spring.
Charles Kuralt
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We can also cut by heat - heat punch. And we also can cut by cold - extreme cold. When you cut with heat, it makes a mark. With cold, no mark. It depends on the fabric.
Issey Miyake
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I've lived in California my whole life, growing up and in college. Adjusting to the cold and learning how to dress for the cold was much different, but other than that, I've traveled so much with this team and the youth teams that its just a new and fun experience.
Alex Morgan
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I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough, let's go west.'
Richard Jeni
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What an insane night. If people try to use you please stand up for yourself. Never let cold hearted bi...es bring you down. Rise above shit!
Dahvie Vanity
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I've traveled the world the last few years, Sometimes I think of home, and even Stone Cold has to fight the tears.
Stone Cold Steve Austin
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I mean, first and foremost were just trying to make the best product we can and the internet becomes sort of a secondary thing. If a certain joke or scene picks up on the internet and takes off thats great. Although we never want someone to just get one scene or joke out of context. But sometimes well do a little short video or something for the internet hoping that that goes around just to stir up a little buzz for the show. But you know the internet is just a nice bonus to getting the show out.
Charlie Day
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Cruel and cold is the judgment of man, Cruel as winter, and cold as the snow; But by-and-by will the deed and the plan Be judged by the motive that lieth below.
Lewis J Bates
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Oh, it was a cold February morn. East Texas baby girl was born. I pray for her soul to sing a righteous song, oh, and when my head grows cold, Lord, Keep her in a light that's so strong.
Ruthie Foster
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Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
Mitch Hedberg
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Cold-co-co-co-cold. Clothes on top of clothes. I'm flyer than a bird and I'm shittin' on you ho...
Iggy Azalea
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It was an ideal day for football - too cold for the spectators and too cold for the players
Red Smith
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It was an ideal day for football - too cold for the spectators and too cold for the players
Red Smith
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Whatever the situation may be. Don't ever be cold to someone you care about. Indifference and unanswerable question hurts more than angry words.
Unknown
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