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Funny Dead Beat Dadbirthday Quotes & Sayings
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The moment you give up your principles, and your values, you are dead, your culture is dead, your civilization is dead. Period.
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Dead battles, like dead generals, hold the military mind in their dead grip.
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Helicopters don't fly... they just beat the air into submission.
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Someone introduce me to whoever invented Mornings. I will beat the shit out of them.
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You know those orange cones they put on the highway for you to knock down? I just beat my high score!
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Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I just saw a fat guy with a shirt that said: I beat anorexia. Defiantly made my day.
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Beat the odds, beat the Feds. It wouldnt be wise, to bet against the kid.
Jay-Z
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I like tinkering with the tribe beat boxes and love using Reason as a beefed up beat box.
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It was endlessly entertaining, watching people beat each other up. All the little kids in the neighborhood would come and watch... and then we'd beat them up as well.
Wayne Coyne
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Come pick the track up, cuz this was a massacre, Spitta done beat the beat right, side left & everywhere but backwards.
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Beat the pu... up like a ole beat machine. Oop, there it is, bring a friend, tag team.
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Dead battles, like dead generals, hold the military mind in their dead grip and Germans, no less than other peoples, prepare for the last war.
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
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Only a fool does not fear actors, but you can't beat them, and if you can't beat them, join them, as they say. As I've got older I've become very interested in that part of the work.
Lars Von Trier
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We're here to win the race. If we get beat, we get beat.
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It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
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