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To boast of a performance which I cannot beat is merely stupid vanity. And if I can beat it that means there is nothing special about it. What has passed is already finished with. What I find more interesting is what is still to come.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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You can't stop YouTube-ing me. On repeat, runnin' this beat. You can't stop, it's funny to me.
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Dear Google Maps, your estimated time of arrival is my time to beat.
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Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny.
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