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And I liked pluralist Australia. I got a taste for pluralist Australia. I like, I like Australians and I can't believe that they're going to go to hell because they tell a good dir.. joke, you know.
Thomas Keneally
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When I was in college, I used to write little ditties and short stories and poetry for my friends. Writing a book is another thing. It is so much different from my traditional day of dirty fingernails and greasy hair and hot pans.
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I doubt if there is one married person on earth who can be objective about divorce. It is always a threat, admittedly or not, and such a dire threat that it is almost a dirty word.
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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watched an episode of Hoarders. Now I don't feel so bad.
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Men even contract the dirty, filthy habit of chewing tobacco, and when the habit gets a good hold upon them they are never satisfied except when they have a wad of the stuff in their mouth. So with drinking. It is largely a habit.
Thomas Jordan Jarvis
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I think I had a more European outlook about the body and s... The body is in no way dirty, and s.. is something beautiful to give to and share with a lover. It has nothing to do with promiscuity, because I only believe in being in love with one man at a time.
Dorothy Stratten
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I have a feeling I'm going to wake up one day and say 'I can't do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.' I'll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
Bob Saget
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Today is Ash Wednesday so don't tell people that their foreheads are dirty.
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Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
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The permissive society has been allowed to become a dirty phrase. A better phrase is the civilised society.
Roy Jenkins
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If American politics are too dirty for women to take part in, there's something wrong with American politics.
Edna Ferber
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When people call you photogenic, they're actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics..
Ritu Ghatourey
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Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.
Matthew Perry
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I never actually said, 'Nnng-you dirty ra-at!' What I actually said was 'Judy! Judy! Judy!'
James Cagney
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You dirty ni...s y'all too whack to dance. Y'all need to ease up off that now before y'all splint y'all pants and leave that up to my ni...s, young fly ni...s. Getting down you and I ni...s dont try ni...s.
DJ Quik
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Life is a game with many rules but no referee. One learns how to play it more by watching it than by consulting any book, including the holy book. Small wonder, then, that so many play dirty, that so few win, that so many lose.
Joseph Brodsky
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How did s.. come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.
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Shimmy shimmy ya, shimmy yam, shimmy yay. Gimme the mic so I can take it away.
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Does this rag smell like chloro.... to you?
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i cant taste my lips could you do it for me?!?!
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