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Funny Divorce Quotes & Sayings
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Whoever said Marriage is a 50-50 proposition laid the foundation for more divorce fees than any other short sentence in our language.
Austin Elliot
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Whoever said "Marriage is a 50-50 proposition" laid the foundation for more divorce fees than any other short sentence in our language.
Austin Elliot
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Whoever said Marriage is a 50-50 proposition laid the foundation for more divorce fees than any other short sentence in our language.
Austin Elliot
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They asked her (Ruth Graham) did she ever think about divorce and she said, 'No, I've never thought of divorce in all these 35 years of marriage, but,' she said, 'I did think of murder a few times
Billy Graham
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I don't think you need a pre-nup. If you have to plan your divorce before you get married, don't get married.
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It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!
Richard Jeni
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There's nothing like a family crisis, especially a divorce, to force a person to re-evaluate his life.
Michael Douglas
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Gay marriage needs to be legalized, cause I would watch the shit out of some gay divorce court.
Unknown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Love is grand, divorce is a hundred grand.
Unknown
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Please understand that there is NO such thing as a complicated relationship. Either you are Single, Involve With Someone, Married, Divorce, or Widowed. With that being said... either come together on one accord or stop wasting the other person time.
Unknown
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The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money
Johnny Carson
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Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
Shinichi Suzuki
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If God permitted divorce rather than death as a merciful concession to man's sinfulness, why would He not also permit remarriage, since remarriage would be perfectly allowable under the original law of death for the adulterer? After all, the purpose of divorce was to show mercy to the guilty party, not to sentence the innocent party to a life of loneliness and misery.
John Macarthur
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Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage.
Allan Sherman
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I try not to think of divorce as failing at marriage but rather winning at bitterness and resentment.
Unknown
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The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
Johnny Carson
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Women gain weight after marriage. Men gain weight after divorce.
Unknown
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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