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Funny Dont Smoke Quotes & Sayings
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Did you ever see Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke? That's what happens if you really smoke weed and make a movie. You get two guys and no plot and it's basically like, 'Yeah! Let's drive a van made of weed!' And that's pretty much the movie.
James Franco
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Generally when there's a lot of smoke... there's just a whole lot more smoke.
George Foreman
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Smoke more weed, Turtle. Seriously, smoke more weed.
Ari Gold
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If you dont like me then you dont like me. I dont need to know an explanation because Idgaf.
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I dont have scales any more and I dont weigh myself. I would urge women everywhere to throw out their scales. Even when I go to the doctors office Im like, Dont tell me. Just write it on your chart and dont tell me. It does you no good to know.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
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Please dont make me expect. Please dont lead me on. Please dont leave me hanging. Please dont hurt me.
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Little ni... say word, you ain't ever smoke no fire. You ain't never smoke no fire.
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I keep it real, I dont sugar coat, I dont lie and I dont hold back what I have to say. If everyone did this, the world would be a much better place. But because people dont, everyone is living in a fantasy world, and they dont know the truth.
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Dont change I want to forget you just the way you are.
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Dont play stupid with me Im better at it!
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Here's to the girls that dont wake up with perfect hair. Who dont mind eating a big mac instead of a salad. Who dont wear 50 pounds of make up. Who'd rather spend the day in sweat pants than jeans. Who love the comfort of t shirts. Who dont get all the guys. Who arent 'popular' but feel like it with their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who arent afraid to break a nail. Who dont always get what they want. Who dont need a guy to tell them their beautiful. Here's to the girls that are just like me.
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An alcoholic is someone you dont like who drinks as much as you do.
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Its gonna be funny when I dont care anymore...
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I say no to drugs, but they dont listen.
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When I do photo shoots for mens magazines, I dont do lingerie, I dont do skimpy bikinis because I feel like, for young women, setting the standard of you can be s..y as hell, but you dont have to have your a.. hanging out. Just me personally, I just dont feel that its necessary to project s..y. I feel like I can project that from the inside out. I can wear something a little s..y, but I dont need to take it to that next level.
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If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
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Im not a fancy person. I love small spaces. I like tiny cars. I dont buy things, aside from music and books. I dont get loads of attention and maybe its because Im kind of boring. I dont think Im boring, but I have different interests. I dont go out much, not because Im hiding but because Im not a big drinker. I go out and have a good time, I go to concerts and stuff.
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I hate that hoe, I make it so hard just to talk, dont I? I get on topic dont I? I get it poppin dont I?
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