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Funny Drinking Beer Quotes & Sayings
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Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Kaiser Wilhelm
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Filled with mingled cream and amber I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chambers of my brain -- Quaintest thoughts -- queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
Edgar Allan Poe
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Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up!
Tufail Mehraj
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I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer.
Johnny Damon
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If you ever see me drinking a Bud Lite Lime, I have been kidnapped and am trying to signal you.
Unknown
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I hate it when I'm drinking and somebody tries to correct my Vodkabulary.
Unknown
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It's not drinking on the job if you weren't planning to do any work.
Unknown
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When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.
Xeni Jardin
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Technically, you're not drinking alone if your kids are home.
Unknown
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If your sorority has to sell jam to buy beer, you're drinking too much.
Hank Hill
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My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror.
Unknown
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I only got a toilet seat cushion so my face would be comfortable after an intense night of drinking.
Unknown
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I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks
Joe E Lewis
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There will always be another group of kids going to college, drinking beer, and discovering that movie. Many of them have never even heard of SCTV.
Rick Moranis
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Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing
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Playing a fun drinking game called: Girl alone with her cat.
Unknown
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Word of Advice: If a cop pulls you over and says, 'You drinking?' Never respond with, 'You buying?'
Unknown
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Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing
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My parents would read those books to me as well but they used to make me starving when I was a kid because they were always eating ham sandwiches with the crusts off and drinking ginger beer.
Mike Myers
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There are many good reasons for drinking, one has just entered my head, if a man doesn't drink when he's living, how the hell can he drink when he's dead?
Unknown
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