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Funny Drunk Alcohol Quotes & Sayings
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Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.
Dan Castellaneta
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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
Gerard Way
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Hate spending money on books that I was planning on spending on alcohol this weekend.
Unknown
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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
Gerard Way
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Water: You shed tears. Alcohol: You shed fears.
Robert D Dangoor
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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Frank Sinatra
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You being mad at me is effecting me about as much as a Smirnoff Ice effects my blood alcohol content
Unknown
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When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea.
Ernest Hemingway
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The memory of making a positive impact on someone less fortunate will last longer than a memory of how much alcohol you consumed one night.
Unknown
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When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea.
Ernest Hemingway
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I would buy you a birthday present but I didn't think you wanted it coming out of tonight's alcohol budget.
Unknown
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Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use any other drug with special horror.
William S Burroughs
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Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use any other drug with special horror.
William S Burroughs
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I don't smoke and I don't drink alcohol.
Radha Mitchell
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I like to go to a red carpet event and see what everybody's wearing and who's drunk and who's talking to whom.
Kathy Griffin
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He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts, more for support than illumination.
Romano Prodi
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A designated driver helps you party another day.
Unknown
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Peace was declared, but not all of us were drunk with joy or stricken blind.
George Grosz
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When your companions get drunk and fight, take up your hat and wish them good night.
Unknown
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I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.
F Scott Fitzgerald
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