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Funny Drunk Alcohol Quotes & Sayings
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I'm drunk. Correct. What the fu.. is it to you?
Calamity Jane
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You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor.
Gina Gershon
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Let me be the first to tell you, drinking alcohol is the worst thing to do in cold weather. Hot soup is the best because the process of digesting food helps to warm you up.
Morgan Freeman
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A lot of victims, for example, have become addicted to alcohol and drugs. It seems to me that the church's healing ministry is going to be enhanced through this in much broader strokes. That's good, it's all positive.
Roger Mahony
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Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it feels like a fat baby is kicking me in the head.
Kevin Hart
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I got sober. I stopped killing myself with alcohol. I began to think: 'Wait a minute - if I can stop doing this, what are the possibilities?' And slowly it dawned on me that it was maybe worth the risk.
Craig Ferguson
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
Unknown
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Our hearts were drunk with a beauty Our eyes could never see.
George William Russell
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Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.
Tom Waits
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There is a communion of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine drunk.
M F K Fisher
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My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.
George Gobel
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A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
Samuel Johnson
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Auto correct just cries in the corner when I'm drunk.
Conor Maynard
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I dont drink to get drunk. Thats just not cute.
Taylor Swift
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I ain't drunk, officer, I just fell getting out of my car.
Dead Kennedys
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You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Ray Bradbury
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You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed, you have knives; shit happens.
Angelina Jolie
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A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
Joe E Lewis
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A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
Unknown
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So, after awhile, you can only get so much happiness from a guy who's drunk come up and tell you you're great.
Rick Derringer
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