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Funny Facebook Satuses Aint Quotes & Sayings
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Am I on facebook because I'm bored, or am bored because I'm on facebook?
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If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on Facebook, you should get off Facebook and fix it.
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The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
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The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.
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Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.
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May the itch of a thousand crabs affect the one who ruins your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
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I shaved my commute time in half by changing my car's horn to sound like gunfire.
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Hey I just met you, & this is crazy. But I'm on bath salts. You're face looks tasty!
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Ever looked back at your ex and asked yourself was I drunk the entire relationship?
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