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Funny Facebook Status And I Quotes & Sayings
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If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook profile; Try changing your status to 'Single' and wait 3-5 minutes...
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Facebook is starting to be like my fridge, I know nothing is there but I keep checking it anyway...
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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
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I wouldn't need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat.
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I love facebook because it helps me remember what I did the night before when I blacked out.
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I aspire to be the beautiful, together person my Facebook profile suggests I am.
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Wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?
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I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fu.. up.
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Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall.
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I realized Facebook was a drug when I caught myself sneaking into the bathroom at work just to use it.
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Facebook event invites from people you barely know should really have a 'seriously?' option in the reply.
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Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone else's page...
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Why is there a show called When animals attack? It should be called When stupid people go near dangerous animals.
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Facebook is like a fridge. When you're bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there's anything good in it.
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The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.
Saket Narayan
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If you friend request me on facebook and your profile picture is a car, I will assume you're a transformer.
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Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.
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Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers??
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